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Cards Against Muggles™ 1440 Playing Cards - Sale Now On! – Games You Know You Want

Cards Against Muggles™ 1440 Playing Cards - Sale Now On!

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Cards Against Muggles™ - Best Game Ever Period!


Cards Against Muggles is a one-of-a-kind, theme card game as rude and shocking as one of Hermione Granger’s Engorgement charms. For unforgettable hours of rowdy rudeness and side-splitting laughter FOR ADULTS ONLY, we guarantee that you’ll become as obsessed with this game as Harry was with Draco Malfoy. 

OFFICIAL DISTRIBUTOR - Please be aware of cheap knock offs with mistakes & printing errors throughout the game. (This is the full and original 1440 Cards Sealed Box Version).

The rules are the same as Cards Against Humanity. “Cards Against Muggles” is all about shameful and shocking language and Harry Potter wizardry to get your party going and maybe find out just why Harry didn’t sleep at night, or what Hagrid was doing to pictures of his dragon.

This is how to play:

  • There are 1440 playing cards in total. 450 black cards with white script and 990 black cards with white script.
  • Each round, one player reads from a black card and everyone, in turn, answers with their funniest white card.
  • And they’re not for the faint hearted either! For instance, a black card might read: “In the latest Hogwarts scandal, students have been using _______________ to get themselves off.”
  • Choose a white card and the answer might be: “Peter Pettigrew’s leftover finger”

We promise you a wild party and we’re sure you’ll play Cards Against Muggles even more than Mr Ollivander worked with Harry’s wand. But if you’re not satisfied we offer you a full refund. Rictusempra!

With only 2-6 days shipping time, you won’t have to wait long. Take advantage but be careful that you don’t fall into the trap of buying a pirate version of the game. There are other sites out there selling shorter versions with less cards filled with spelling errors! It would be a terrible mistake, almost as bad as Harry having to witness Cedric’s death!

Not for the easily offended and sensitive. Unlike most party games you've played, Cards Against Muggles™ is as despicable and as awkward as you and your friends.

Shipping times: All our products are held in multiple warehouses throughout the world, so we are able to give our customers the fastest shipping times always!

USA - FedEx Mail (2-6 Days)

UK - Royal Mail (2-3 Days)

CA - Canada Post (2-3 Days)

AU - Australian Post (2-3 Days)

EU - Express Post (3-5 Days)

Please allow a maximum of 5 working days for the product to deliver as Harry Potter isn’t delivering this himself! We unfortunately use the couriers above! You will be able to track your order once it is placed, in "Track Your Order".

Our satisfaction guarantee: If we do not hold up to expectations please Contact our quick responding and helpful team to send back your order for your 30 day money back guarantee.

Age restriction: Please note this game is for adults only and only recommended for 17+. If you are under 17 years old please do not buy this game as it violates our buyer regulations.


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