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Cards Against Thrones™ 675 Playing Cards - Sale Now On! – Games You Know You Want

Cards Against Thrones™ 675 Playing Cards - Sale Now On!

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Cards Against Thrones™ - Original Edition


On Sale and that’s no joke. But if you’re looking for a laugh and you want to be as shocking and as shameful as the cast from the TV series, “Game of Thrones,” the best option you’ve got is to play “Cards Against Thrones” – a Limited Edition card game featuring the “Game of Thrones” theme. For Adults Only, this card game is all about playful, bad behavior. Invite your friends to King’s Landing. If they know what you’re talking about then you’ve got the start of the wildest and funniest party ever.  

OFFICIAL DISTRIBUTOR - Please be aware of cheap knock offs with mistakes & printing errors throughout the game. (This is the full and original 675 Cards Sealed Box Version).

Modelled on “Card Games Against Humanity,” this card game is not at all complicated and there are not too many rules to worry about, so, get your friends together and draw your swords for a rude and rowdy card game full of Game of Throne’s wildness and fornication.   

This is how to play:

  • There are 675 playing cards in total. 215 dark grey cards with white script and 460 white cards with black script.
  • Each round, one player reads from a grey card and everyone, in turn, answers with their funniest white card. That’s why there are more white cards than grey cards, so you can choose the funniest and most fitting response.
  • And they’re very shocking. For instance, a grey card might read: “I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and _______________.”
  • Choose a white card and the answer might be: “wanting to get raped by a vibrating Valyrian steel penis.”

Now you know why it’s for Adults Only, and that’s just a taste of the fun you’ll have. Order now to get the rest of the bawdy batch of remarks and responses.

“Cards Against Thrones” is all about using rude and offensive Game of Thrones-theme humor to make you and your friends fall over yourselves laughing.

With only 2-6 days shipping time, you won’t have to wait long. Take advantage but be careful that you don’t fall into the trap of buying a pirate version of the game. There are other sites out there selling shorter versions with less cards filled with spelling errors! It would be a terrible mistake, almost as bad Cersei Lannister being seen by Brandon Stark.

So, be captive to this game and we promise you the laugh of a life time and with 460 possible guffaws, the game will never get cold and winter will be farthest from your minds.

Not for the easily offended and sensitive. Unlike most party games you've played, Cards Against Thrones™ is as despicable and as awkward as you and your friends.

Shipping times: All our products are held in multiple warehouses throughout the world, so we are able to give our customers the fastest shipping times always!

USA - FedEx Mail (2-6 Days)

UK - Royal Mail (2-3 Days)

CA - Canada Post (2-3 Days)

AU - Australian Post (2-3 Days)

EU - Express Post (3-5 Days)

Please allow a maximum of 5 working days for the product to deliver. You will be able to track your order once it is placed, in "Track Your Order".

Our satisfaction guarantee: If we do not hold up to expectations please Contact our quick responding and helpful team to send back your order for your 30 day money back guarantee.

Age restriction: Please note this game is for adults only and only recommended for 17+. If you are under 17 years old please do not buy this game as it violates our buyer regulations.

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